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Name: JYKW
Birthday: 6/26/1985
Gender: Female


Interests: fashion statements, women, shoes, lingerie, weird fashion magazines, friends, chocolate
Expertise: Three words: eat, sleep, repeat...
Occupation: Retired


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Monday, September 04, 2006

MUMMY!!!

040906 635PM

Steve Irwin... We'll miss you...

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When you were 3 years old, she gave you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for music lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

~~

 

JYKW


Monday, July 31, 2006

Prison or Work: Your Choice

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SHOUT OUT: HAPPY 50TH DADDY!  whoo hoo!!!  half a century!!

got this email from adam... it's so good...

JYKW

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*IN PRISON* - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
*AT WORK* - you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

*IN PRISON* - you get three meals a day (free).
*AT WORK* - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

*IN PRISON* - you get time off for good behaviour.
*AT WORK* - you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.

*IN PRISON* - a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
*AT WORK* - you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself

*IN PRISON* - you can watch TV and play games.
*AT WORK* - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

*IN PRISON* - you get your own toilet.
*AT WORK* - you have to share.

*IN PRISON* - they allow your family and friends to visit.
*AT WORK* - you can not even speak to your family and friends.

*IN PRISON* - all expenses are paid by taxpayers and you don't work for the money.
*AT WORK* - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

... Hmm?  Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for...?

Kill your Manager


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Kids risk 'deafness' with MP3 players

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got this from dad... i think he was hinting something... haha

JYKW

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July 20, 2006 - 1:34PM

Teenagers and young adults who listen to MP3 players too loudly and too often risk going deaf 30 years earlier than their parents' generation, a charity warned.

Deafness Research UK said a national survey in Britain showed that 14 per cent of 16-34-year-olds use their personal music players for 28 hours a week.

More than a third of the 1,000 people questioned in the poll said they had ringing in the ear, a sign of damage to hearing, after listening to loud music.

"We are warning young people that they are putting themselves at risk of going deaf 30 years earlier than their parents' generation," said Vivienne Michael, chief executive of Deafness Research UK.

Young people are exposed to loud noise from MP3 players, sophisticated sound systems in homes, clubs and cars but many are unaware of the damaging effect it can have on hearing.

Nearly 40 per cent of the people questioned in the poll said they did not know that listening to loud music on a personal music player or in clubs or cars could damage their hearing.

Twenty-eight per cent said they went to noisy bars, pubs or nightclubs once a week.

"Hearing loss can make life unbearable. It cuts people off from their family and friends and makes everyday communication extremely difficult," Michael said in a statement.

The charity advises people to follow the 60-60 rule. Do not listen to your MP3 player at more than 60 per cent of maximum volume and do not listen to it for more than 60 minutes at a time.

It added that if the music from a headset is loud enough for the people around to hear, then it is loud enough to cause hearing damage.

Noise levels exceeding 105 decibels can damage hearing if endured for more than 15 minutes, according to Britain's Health and Safety Executive.

Normal conversation is about 60 decibels. Heavy traffic is about 85 decibels and loud personal music players are 112 decibels.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Geography Lesson

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got this from mum...

JYKW

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: 
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India:
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France:
Gently ageing but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain:
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia:
Lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.

Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia:
Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet:
A mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like America:
Ruled by a dick.


Sunday, June 25, 2006

Wai Ho's Blog Entry

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WAI HO'S BLOG ENTRY

i like it hahahahahahaha

 

JYKW



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